what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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