The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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