Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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