Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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