Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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