No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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