They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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