I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Life is so much better after having sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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