That's intense
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
high people should be assigned attendants
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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