Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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