Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
