Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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