chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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