So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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