I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
ttyl tear gas
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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