**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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