I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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