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hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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