i was born a porn star she said
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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