This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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