For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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