This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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