office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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