wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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