I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Welp...herpes.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
