We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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