i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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