How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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