the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Someone signed my nipple.
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