No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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