of course. lets lasso hookers.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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