I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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