Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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