Where did you get a picture of my penis
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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