you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
