And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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