Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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