how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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