So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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