I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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