how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i out mim tonsoeep
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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