How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Less talking, more tequila
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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