We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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