I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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