Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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