On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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