he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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