Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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