If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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