no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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