But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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