Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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