i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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