at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
When are your genitals available?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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