Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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